Humorous
Joke poem-Beware of Unicorn
The unicorn decieves with no conscience
Others peer at it, believing innocence
Its coat so sparkly, its horn so immense
Children pet at it at their own expense
My bluff to all fakes
If you are a flake get off my stake.
I caught your bluff you are such a fake.
Now I will bluff you with a Brake.
My bluff to all fakes.
I have raised the stakes.
The Story Of A Writer
The paper was thin until i wrote alot,
pencil was tough even when it fought.
Tried to write the words the speech that we knew about,
time met again the printer that had to spit it out.
You and Me
A pictures worth a thousand words, but your worth a million.
Even though we've had our times I would'nt trade you for a billion.
Your my other half, obnoxious laugh, and the wind beneath my liver.
if there were
Think if there were no thoughts
No solution would have been sought
Endless wars might have been fought
No thieves might have been caught
The idle mind works in different direction
Naughty girl
Hi Sir, I am naughty girl of naijapal
Do you remember my morning arrival?
I was very young and attractive
With black appearance and very subjective
I went back to memory and found her out
Arrogance too differ
I never knew arrogance to differs
In different form and makes you to suffer
You can never come into terms or alter
You are bound to fail and on many counts falter
Only funny
It is not only funny
But very astonishing and clumsy
We all know about the holiness of boobs
Holy mention too can be found in books
Women are much more praiseworthy
Food habits
Old habits die hard
We only live in present and don't look forward
Live with junk food and rotten ideas
All our advice fall on dear ears with no regard to pleas



