Humorous
AT MY TECH AND CALL
AT MY TECH AND CALL
Ed Iacona
Modern technology's a wonder
Just amazing this I know
If I get lost there's my GPS
That will tell me where to go.
If I am bored at home alone
PONDERING PIRATES
PONDERING PIRATES
Edward Iacona
There has remained a fascination
That has lasted through the years,
For pirates, ships and the treasures
Of those adventurous buccaneers.
GARDEN PARTAY!
Garden Partay!!!
Edward Iacona
I know that names of products
May often be ostentatious
But I never thought that packs of seeds
Could also be so salacious.
Broken Band
The piano isn't working
The tuba player died
The trombone guy just melted
Before our very eyes
And our band is broken down
We gotta fix it before too late
Now the aliens are coming
Got a problem
Yes my name is Kylea, but they know me as
Ky-Ky so you're not wrong about that,but i
have been hearing that you and your Lil crew
have a problem. So thatz what i am standing
If Vodka Was Water...
If vodka was water and I was a duck
I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But vodka's not water and I am not a duck,
So just pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up!
Fresh starts
Fresh
Like America's top laundry detergent
like Wrigley's Spearmint gum
Fresh like
shower fresh
like peppermints on my boxers fresh
like
I SO just bought this pack fresh
Fart
Something is smelly something stinks hurry hurry get out of the room please. I think I can't breath.It is all because someone just farted on me!!!



