Humorous

AT MY TECH AND CALL

AT MY TECH AND CALL
Ed Iacona

Modern technology's a wonder
Just amazing this I know
If I get lost there's my GPS
That will tell me where to go.

If I am bored at home alone

PONDERING PIRATES

PONDERING PIRATES
Edward Iacona

There has remained a fascination
That has lasted through the years,
For pirates, ships and the treasures
Of those adventurous buccaneers.

GARDEN PARTAY!

Garden Partay!!!
Edward Iacona

I know that names of products
May often be ostentatious
But I never thought that packs of seeds
Could also be so salacious.

Your Call

What to write at this time I don't know
is there not a thing to be said
but acting upon a singular though i contrived an idea in my head
I'll make perfect sense and say nothing

The Fall

Walking near the canyon, right out near the edge.
your eyes off in the distance you step off of the ledge.
you're living in the moment as your body takes the dive.

Broken Band

The piano isn't working
The tuba player died
The trombone guy just melted
Before our very eyes

And our band is broken down
We gotta fix it before too late
Now the aliens are coming

Got a problem

Yes my name is Kylea, but they know me as
Ky-Ky so you're not wrong about that,but i
have been hearing that you and your Lil crew
have a problem. So thatz what i am standing

If Vodka Was Water...

If vodka was water and I was a duck
I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But vodka's not water and I am not a duck,
So just pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up!

Fresh starts

Fresh
Like America's top laundry detergent
like Wrigley's Spearmint gum
Fresh like
shower fresh
like peppermints on my boxers fresh
like
I SO just bought this pack fresh

Fart

Something is smelly something stinks hurry hurry get out of the room please. I think I can't breath.It is all because someone just farted on me!!!

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Poll

How often do you write poetry?
Daily
32%
Weekly
4%
Monthly
4%
When the mood strikes
44%
During stressful or emotional times
8%
Not that frequently
8%
I just like to read poetry
0%
Total votes: 25