Humorous
my mind when i don't think.
the poptart sizzles on an open flame
as the cookie monster floats atop the mountain of shame
where the man with a long white beard raped a cotton sweater
A whimsical tribute to Isaac Asimov
Said Isaac to all who gave ear:
A B.E.M. told me once over beer,
Whenever you speak, purple passages streak,
As mauve has the wavelength I hear.
HUMOR ME.!
Walking slowly into a dark room
It smelled like balloons filled with paint
It was music playing talking about an old saloon
One Night Stand...
I really don't think highly of myself, but stalkers get to me. I said I wouldn't text or call & that includes F.B.
AT MY TECH AND CALL
AT MY TECH AND CALL
Ed Iacona
Modern technology's a wonder
Just amazing this I know
If I get lost there's my GPS
That will tell me where to go.
If I am bored at home alone
PONDERING PIRATES
PONDERING PIRATES
Edward Iacona
There has remained a fascination
That has lasted through the years,
For pirates, ships and the treasures
Of those adventurous buccaneers.
GARDEN PARTAY!
Garden Partay!!!
Edward Iacona
I know that names of products
May often be ostentatious
But I never thought that packs of seeds
Could also be so salacious.
Broken Band
The piano isn't working
The tuba player died
The trombone guy just melted
Before our very eyes
And our band is broken down
We gotta fix it before too late
Now the aliens are coming



