Ya want to take me down a notch?
I'll tell you what to do
smack me, pinch me, bite me
and then scream until your blue

Intently watch me never flinch
or give in to your rants
The more you try to steal my will
the more you'll find you can't

When you give up -- and you will
We'll start a bond anew
You might luck out and find yourself
one of the chosen few

To be my friend is much like gold
Valuable and rare
But if you choose to walk away
I don't really care