She is my best friend,
And will be until the end.
Her boyfriend's name is Rob,
She likes corn on the cob.
She has a sister named Beth,
She denies that she can cheat death.
Her brother's name is Bobby,
Getting him trouble was her hobby.
Her mom's name is Debbi,
And their relationship is webby.
her dad's name is Jim,
And she loves him.
Her step dad is Larry,
She hopes they don't soon burry.
My girls are Kellie and Kaylie,
She helps me with them daily.
They are her second babies,
There aren't any maybes.
Lalai is one of her daughters,
And she likes otters.
Cayden is her son's name,
Playing is his game.
Emili is her only child by blood,
And her emotions still flood.
When she thinks of the day,
She had to give her away.
Her dogs name is Bam Bam,
And he loves spam.
Smokey is her other dog,
He sleeps out by the log.
She lives in the country by a church,
To make a phone call, on her roof she must perch.
She can not die,
That isn't no lie.
She HATES Ginger,
Who always picks a fight with her.
Ginger uses her kids,
because Kari wont do as she bids.
Ginger's husbands name is Don,
Kari is who he tries to con.
Into resolving this fight,
HA HA YEA RIGHT!!!!!
They think they beat her down,
But what goes around, comes around,
She's not that barbarc,
She's Karen Ann Rarick.

By: Ameree R. Greene
7/13/2009