If Vodka Was Water...

If vodka was water and I was a duck
I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But vodka's not water and I am not a duck,
So just pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up!

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purpleninj4
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Joined: 12/18/2009

Poll

How often do you write poetry?
Daily
22%
Weekly
9%
Monthly
2%
When the mood strikes
44%
During stressful or emotional times
18%
Not that frequently
5%
I just like to read poetry
1%
Total votes: 108